- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

matt is fat

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