- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A shark ate your mom

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

RUN

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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