- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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