What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Bitch

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Chuck Norris.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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