- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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