how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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