what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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