- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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