Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

H o m o comes out as homo

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Anyone can post anything.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

knock knock come in !

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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