Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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