Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Title IX

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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