why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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poopy is poopy

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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