- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A storm be brewin!

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Well this is pointless.....

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What is the name of the car? What

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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