- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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