- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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