Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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