- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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