What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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