A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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