- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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