- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

David Cameron

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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