- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What? Huh?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's 2+2? Fish

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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