- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

knock knock who's there ?

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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