a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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irish man drinking john smiths

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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THe Election

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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