Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Gay republicans

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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think twice or at least think

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Everybody will die

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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