Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why dont they make black forks

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Weaner

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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