Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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