What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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