- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Once upon a time a was born

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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