Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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child labor

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Asian women drivers...

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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