what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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