- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

knock knock Goodbye

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

i dont fisish anythi

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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