What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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