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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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