why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Religion.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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