One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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