- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Eric is gay Ha

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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