- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What is older than history?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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