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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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