- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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