- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

justin beiber sucks

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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