Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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