- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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