Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Kevin and Ramin

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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