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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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