- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.