Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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