- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

the sky is green no it is not

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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