- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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