- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

The New York Giants

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats white jizz

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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