- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

The New York Giants

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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