- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Knock Knock.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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