- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock Knock.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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