- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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