- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

knock knock come in !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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