- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Barack Obama

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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