What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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all the kids had fun

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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i hate non minorities!

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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