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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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