- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Monday!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

BIG PENIS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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