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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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