Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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