- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

joke under this line wins _________________________

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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