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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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