- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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