- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Happy Monday!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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