Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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