- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??