Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Roses are red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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how man

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

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