i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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