What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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