- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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