- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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