- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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