- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

PIED NINNY!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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