- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Small Penis.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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