- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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