- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

quantum physics?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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