Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Black people being friendly.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Horse.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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