- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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