- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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