- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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