- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

quantum physics?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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