- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who is John Galt?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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