- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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