What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Blacks

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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