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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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