- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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