What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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