A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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