Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A child walks into a classroom.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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