A man died.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Cripples are lame.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

hashtags suck balls

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Cheese

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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