- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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