Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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