I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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