a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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