- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A Mormon walks into a bar

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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