- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Happy Monday!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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