- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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