- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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