What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Caramel Boing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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THe Election

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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