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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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