- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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