- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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