- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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