- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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