Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Kevin and Ramin

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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