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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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