What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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The New York Giants

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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