- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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