Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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